Introduction, or The Part to Miss

This is my first entry(yeah, I'm good at stating the obvious, get used to it) in a (hopefully) huge project that will likely span a life-time, unless I lose interest in it before my hypothesized death of cardiac arrest at the age of 60. To get us off on a "good" start, I'll specially lengthen the first few of my blogs, just to make it more painful for any desolate creature who has unwisely made the choice of following this blog. Brace yourselves, boys and girls, for you are about to witness the inner workings of a flawed and dangerously warped mind!