Of Valentine's Day

"Gee Brain, what're we gonna do tonight?"

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

=(

Of Blogging

The more posts you have, the less of a life you've got.

The longer your posts, the more life you think you've got.

A hiatus just means you got a new computer game, girlfriend, or your internet access suspended.

I shall have to start blogging again.

Of The Meaning Of Life

Two Fried Fish And A Banana.

Of The Greatest Social Issue In Singapore, or Please Don't Sue Me. Please.

Of The Greatest Social Issue In Singapore

After hours of dedicated research, we have come to the conclusion that the greatest social issue in Singapore is, undeniably, the non-existence of social problems.

Due to the absence of any drastic local disaster in the past few decades, our citizens are displaying a lack of awareness in these so called ��trivial�� or ��governmental�� areas such as national defense, social welfare and, especially, politics. This neglect has made our civilization terribly prone to collapse.

The root of this plague of social indifference lies in our hitherto-infallible government. With no real crisis to act on, each cohort of our ancestors has become less and less involved with society. In fact, the efficiency of the Lee dynasty has numbed political awareness to such a degree that presidential and parliament elections can be effortlessly rigged without causing any noticeable upheaval within this shepherded population.

Thankfully, our research team has crafted a remedy; a panacea, for this greatest of social perils plaguing us for generations - In order to ensure societal involvement in politics, an insurrection will have to be executed on the current governing body. Their removal is expected to lead to a state of anarchy which will be impermeable to corruption such as the likes of the recent NKF atrocity - A state where everyone has a part to play.



Disclaimer : Whatever. I'm posting this up cos I can't seem to share files through MSN today.

Of Today, or Yesterday's Tomorrow

As I was walking home today through the basement carpark, I dodged a parked car which I thought moved.


Must be the effect of Chinatown Macs. I'm lovin it. Bet they've got opium or some coolie-endorsed hallucinogen in it.