Of Eviction, or Consanguicide
Growl!
Why do elder sisters have to get married? Why do foreign relatives have to stinge on lodging? Why must the younger brother suffer for it? Why do I, specifically, have to be the younger brother in this travesty?
I figured I won't have to suffer any such dolor, if I could just kill every blood relation of mine.
To paint the scenario so bluntly would be quite a terrible insult to everyone's intelligence (but you've come to be insulted, haven't you?) - my troll bloodkins have encroached on my abode, and poor me's left with the following options...
a) Bunk with my two sisters.
b) Bunk with mum and dad.
c) Party all night at the temporary outpost (conveniently located next to dad's alcohol stash) with pals Herbert, Hughes and Huxley.
d) Bunk with grandma.
Somebody once told me once that, when in doubt, the most reliable MCQ answer is always C.
CW's currently in love with... Kate Beckinsale and his math lecturer
Why do elder sisters have to get married? Why do foreign relatives have to stinge on lodging? Why must the younger brother suffer for it? Why do I, specifically, have to be the younger brother in this travesty?
I figured I won't have to suffer any such dolor, if I could just kill every blood relation of mine.
To paint the scenario so bluntly would be quite a terrible insult to everyone's intelligence (but you've come to be insulted, haven't you?) - my troll bloodkins have encroached on my abode, and poor me's left with the following options...
a) Bunk with my two sisters.
b) Bunk with mum and dad.
c) Party all night at the temporary outpost (conveniently located next to dad's alcohol stash) with pals Herbert, Hughes and Huxley.
d) Bunk with grandma.
Somebody once told me once that, when in doubt, the most reliable MCQ answer is always C.
CW's currently in love with... Kate Beckinsale and his math lecturer
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