Dishonesty Is The Best Policy

We live in an imperfect world and so everybody lies at least once in their miserable lives. That is because lying is the only route to happiness. Why? Consider this syllogism - One: the world is imperfect, two: we won't be truly happy without perfection - We'll have to lie to ourselves to be happy, and to others so they'll be happy. Quad erat demonstratum.

Sometimes I forget, and I tell the truth.