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Alien Transmission 097393749
To: Earthling Infidels


Kindly tone down on the haze - we are having trouble receiving satellite TV out here. If it might be convenient, our boys/girls/thingums would like to know what happens to that bitch in the last episode of Survivor before we blow you to smithereens.


Yours sincerely,

Bhast Mai S.
Alien Starfleet Commander


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Dear Mr. Bhast Mai S.,


Thank you for your ardent support. The bitch gets voted out. Feel free to bring Armageddon.


Best regards,

Wyma Bartsteink
Television Producer cum Infidel Earthling


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Alien Transmission 097393750
To : Television Producer Wyma Bartsteink


I regret to note your misinterpretation of our correspondance number 097393749. I was not referring to the bitch who got voted out last episode, but rather that bitch. Please refer to the correct bitch in your next reply so that we may prevent any more postponement of worldwide destruction.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.


Yours sincerely,

Bhast Mai S.
Alien Starfleet Commander

P.S. Some of my boys want to know what happens to that bastard too. - BMS


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Dear Mr. Bhast Mai S.,


I apologize for any inconvenience caused by the misinterpretation. However, due to company policy, I am unable to furnish you with details on that bitch and that bastard. Please continue tuning in to our show to find out.

We thank you for your support once again.


Best regards,

Wyma Bartsteink
Television Producer cum Infidel Earthling

P.S. Our production crew are bound by agreement not to reveal contents of the show. I am very sorry to say that it does not help even if you masquerade as Alien Invaders. - WB


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Greetings Commander Bhast Mai S :


We have intercepted your transmission number 097393749 to the Infidel Earthlings. Please note imperative change of orders from High Command : Proceed with planetary bombardment only after the last episode of Lost.


Major Ratta Scrootup

for

Aimakam Ho
Starfleet Commander-Captain


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