Of Career Opportunities In The Muggers' Club, or A Chance To Be In My Personal Entourage

Greetings,

Just a short notice to all who are interested in joining my personal team of dedicated personnel. Presenting, the vacancies(erm, vacancies as in jobs, not in my brain) in the higher echelons of The Muggers' Club...

Vacancy Number 1 | The Shirt-Tucker

The President is tired of teachers complaining about his shirt being untucked. In a bid to improve the image of Muggers' Club(whatever little we have left), this new position has been implemented.

Qualifications required- A pair of hands. Applicants can be of either sex though I'd prefer someone who'd not enjoy doing it too much, since it might cause some unwanted complications. Preferably an androgyneous robot, or just anyone who'll volunteer.


Vacancy Number 2 | The Spectacles-Pusher

Don't you just hate it when your spectacles start sliding down your oily nose and making you look like a fool(a blur, disoriented one, at that)? With both hands used in carrying his massive collection of notes and homework, the President will not always be able to adjust his spectacles, hence the creation of this post.

Qualifications required- A hand, preferably with most fingers(at least 1) attached. Gloves are not compulsory but will be appreciated, especially if the Spectacles-Pusher is not a great fan of personal hygiene.


Vacancy Number 3 | The New-Year Shopper

The President is an important man. He has no time for queues. Your job is to help him in the choosing of his apparels/funky new accessory and to queue for him while he takes a much needed rest, or move on the the next item.

Qualifications required- Arms(not necessarily strong) to carry purchases. Good, or at least some, taste in choosing clothes, accessories etc.



Do not be disheartened if your qualifications do not suit any of these posts. Additional job opportunities will occasionally be added as the need arises, so watch this site for more info or contact the President of Muggers' Society(PMS for short).