Of Belated Birthday Resolutions, or What I Came Up With When You Didn't Turn Up In A Box

Dear Omnipotent Divine Bequeath-er of Happy Birthdays,

I promise to...

1) Be more proliferate in the commodity of blog updates.

2) Be loyal to my lost cause(s).

3) Love myself more less.

4) Depossess my abode of the visually olfactorily acrid prescence of a particularly repugnant pile of festering futility. I mean homework, not me.

5) Manufacture more Zs.

6) Get carnal soon.

7) Cease the prodigal squandering of time on inane blog posts.

8)