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hi everyone. this is cj, and this is my -according to cheng- virginal post. ie, number 1.

ALL OF YOU ARE NOW WELCOME TO DEFLOWER ME. YES, EVEN YOU MERE MORTALS, SKULKING AWAY IN THAT CORNER.

-cheng may not deflower me though..sorry man :p-

not sure what to write abt now, seeing as how this is my first post here. a couple of things i probably shouldnt write abt though. the following, for example, should be avoided at all costs. past experience dictates this.

1) little green men *from mars*
2) giant grey men *from URanus*
3) anal probes *both of terrestrial and extraterrestrial origins*
4) cows

waha am bored now..stoning in front of comp..if this counts as wickedly contrived nonsense based on real-life (tm), then all's well and good..if this doesnt..

i guess you'll just have to wait, wont you?

~cheerio~