Of The O' Levels Results, or Your Very Own Custom Made Scenario Part 1
Hello all,
I'm not really in the mood for blogging this week(cos of some very obvious activity happening on monday) but for the sake of my loyal fans, I'm determined not to disappoint. So here I am, blogging about my own approaching doom/glory.
In case you have been hiding under a rock for the past week, here's the deal- O's results are coming out on Monday, 28th February 2005. Actually, I don't see the point in worrying right now since the results were pretty much decided 3 months ago by YOURSELF!
Being the helpful blogger that I am, I've prepared custom scenarios for all my fans for when the truth is finally revealed...
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any injuries(mental or physical) or deaths caused, directly or indirectly. by the following information.
You know you're doomed. No JC will admit you. There is no turning back. But before you do whatever it is you have to do(s...u...i...c...i...d...e...), go for one last day of fun! Upon receiving your dismal results, call up your parents and tell them you've got 6 points. Tell them how much you love them and how you couldn't have done it without them. Basically, just act as if you're receiving an Emmy. With that settled, go out with the REAL 6 pointers. Have a day of total havoc without worrying about that nasty score. I'll leave the rest to your vivid imagination(its your last chance to use it), but there's no turning back after that phone call!
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."- Kurt Cobain
<18-20 Points>
You thought you were safe when NIE didn't send you a letter. Never did you suspect that it was because you didn't qualify for NIE. You thought you could score below 14, but apparently, you didn't. Disappointment racks your body. You feel torn apart by the awful, cruel truth. Today is your last day to hang out with your intellectually developed friends. After this day, all your acquaintances will make you appear smarter than you really are. Well, at least you got into a JC, albeit a low- end one.
To be continued...
I'm not really in the mood for blogging this week(cos of some very obvious activity happening on monday) but for the sake of my loyal fans, I'm determined not to disappoint. So here I am, blogging about my own approaching doom/glory.
In case you have been hiding under a rock for the past week, here's the deal- O's results are coming out on Monday, 28th February 2005. Actually, I don't see the point in worrying right now since the results were pretty much decided 3 months ago by YOURSELF!
Being the helpful blogger that I am, I've prepared custom scenarios for all my fans for when the truth is finally revealed...
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any injuries(mental or physical) or deaths caused, directly or indirectly. by the following information.
You know you're doomed. No JC will admit you. There is no turning back. But before you do whatever it is you have to do(s...u...i...c...i...d...e...), go for one last day of fun! Upon receiving your dismal results, call up your parents and tell them you've got 6 points. Tell them how much you love them and how you couldn't have done it without them. Basically, just act as if you're receiving an Emmy. With that settled, go out with the REAL 6 pointers. Have a day of total havoc without worrying about that nasty score. I'll leave the rest to your vivid imagination(its your last chance to use it), but there's no turning back after that phone call!
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."- Kurt Cobain
<18-20 Points>
You thought you were safe when NIE didn't send you a letter. Never did you suspect that it was because you didn't qualify for NIE. You thought you could score below 14, but apparently, you didn't. Disappointment racks your body. You feel torn apart by the awful, cruel truth. Today is your last day to hang out with your intellectually developed friends. After this day, all your acquaintances will make you appear smarter than you really are. Well, at least you got into a JC, albeit a low- end one.
To be continued...
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